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The “Evolving” Conservative


Posted by on May 30, 2014 in Uncategorized


How come we never get invited?


Fresh From Rehab

After a few weeks of rehab and a little shock therapy, I believe I have emerged somewhat whole from the juvenile depravity that infected this blog for a while. The posts are now virus free so now is the time to recalibrate and establish a new foundation from which to launch the counter punches to the incessant progressive attack machine, and to expose their ideology as the vapid, baseless failure that it is proving to be. And where does this initial inspiration come from? Bill Maher of all people:

“That is not the only trick Republicans have up their sleeve. Even more than cheating, what Republicans have done is tap into the deep, rich vein of cultural resentment that runs through America’s heartland like an artery clogged with hate butter. And liberals, to be fair, sometimes make it pretty easy for them to do that.

When Gwyneth Paltrow said her divorce was a ‘conscious uncoupling’, even I wanted to jump in a truck, crank up the Lynyrd Skynyrd and shoot up a farmers’ market.

And as a comedian, I don’t like it when political correctness Nazis hound me to censor every joke, apologize for every slight, and when I have to learn how to pronounce words like ‘chi’ and ‘quinoa’, I just want to shove a head of kale up their ass. They mean well, but sometimes when I’m at Whole Foods, I don’t want to sign petitions and give to charity. I just want to go in and get a $15 lentil sandwich that’ll make me fart for a week.

I also, for example, think it’s ridiculous that Facebook has now decided we have to choose in our profile from 56 different genders, including transgender, cisgender and, of course, Bruce Gender.

You know that I almost ate at Chick-Fil-A just because so many people were telling me I shouldn’t eat at Chick-Fil-A. But then I remembered, it’s Chick-Fil-A.

But even atheists make me roll my eyes sometimes, like when they sue to have a cross taken down from a building. Oh for f*** sake, we’re atheists, not vampires. (Best line of the rant). If you can’t handle seeing a cross now and then, you picked the wrong country.

So I get it, liberals can get obnoxious and that’s why lots of Americans say we don’t want politicians nagging about what we can name our football team or how big our soda can be or what we can eat or who we’ve offended. We have wives for that! But don’t cut off your nose to spite your face. One of the Republicans’ strongest voting blocs is low-income whites who didn’t go to college (… and pursue degrees in art history). These are people who desperately need a minimum wage hike, need unions, they need health care — but not if it’s got Obama’s name on it. (Recall how Republicans rolled over when health reform had the Clintons’ name on it).

Remember, for every liberal with a cause who makes you go, oh just shoot me, there’s a conservative with a gun who will.”

I don’t often agree with Bill Maher, but he mostly gets it right with this commentary on the insufferable, self righteous progressive that currently infects our society. The problem is, the more desperate they become the more annoying they are, and there will be a lot of desperation on their part between now and November.



Posted by on April 27, 2014 in Uncategorized


Blog Policy

I want to begin by apologizing to the followers of our blog and the adults in the room regarding the content of the blog over the last several weeks, which I have found to be distasteful, juvenile and worse yet, uninteresting. We began this blog with the goal of facilitating some level of civil, rational, and objective political discourse, which in my opinion, would be a welcome departure from the juvenile rancor found on so many other sites, and my hope would be that that type of forum would result in a lot of commentators and opinions. Well that goal has obviously not been met, and what you are treated to on a nearly daily basis instead is a depository of hatred and personal mischaracterizations from people with self-superiority issues. Essentially, whatever representation of conservatism or libertarianism real or perceived of which they disagree with, is marginalized and ridiculed, and that does not result in a very interesting forum, nor one that too many people would want to engage in. Mitch and I are about as far apart politically as two people could possibly be, but I welcome his friendship, input and contributions to the site, and I think that that collaboration between us proves that political disagreement does not have to be entirely disagreeable.

So from this point forward, any personal or ad hominem attacks on other blogs, private citizens, politicians, or other commentators, will be deleted and continued violations will result in a permanent ban of the offender. Policy disagreements are welcome here, but those disagreements must be in a forum in which people are allowed to speak their mind absent the threat of being bullied or attacked. If you disagree with a comment, simply state that you do and why – it’s a simple as that, and those who can’t conform to that standard will not be welcome. Period. I originated the blog, so I will set the policy and I have been amiss at doing so. If that goal can not be realized, then this blog may cease to exist altogether, and those of you who relish in juvenile, play ground political discourse can start your own blog or join other forums. I hope I am clear on this.


Posted by on April 7, 2014 in Uncategorized



Obama-Neo   Enough said. Let’s see how the right explains why they want to deny health insurance to everyone.  Oh, I know. The numbers are false because “they” (whomever “they” are) cooked the books!  I hope they used a bit of garlic and vermouth.


Posted by on April 1, 2014 in Uncategorized


Odds and ends continues




rush-limbaugh-0905-01           I aired my inner masochist today but I was conflicted. Should I have holes drilled into my teeth whilst listening to Palin screeching about who knows what or something equally as painful. Like peering in on America’s favorite soothsayer of doom and gloom, that gaseous windbag and hero of the dementia crowd, Limbaugh. I choose the later. You never know what you’re gonna get and I like surprises. Well, I got to listen to him having a vein bursting aneurism trying to convince (again) his sad and sorry listeners that global climate change is a hoax. A hoax and a lie straight from hell. And  Michele Obama. After a few minutes of visualizing him spraying his golden EIB dildo with poisonous saliva, he had to give one of his dwindling sponsors an opportunity to peddle their wares to the weak minded and gullible.  But not just any gullibility, no this crowd must be his core audience. The real die hard true believers.  What is it they say about advertizing and demographics? Something about correlations? Well gang, the sponsor who bought the coveted time was a company that was selling (wait for it) a secret money code. But not just any money code. Oh no. This one is the rel dil. The one found in the bible. Yep, Send in $29.95, two box tops and  you too can gain access to one of the grandest mysteries of the universe. You know, the one that god his-self planted there; in English just to fuck with us and give us something to do.  It would be like winning a lottery! You’d be your own god! The ultimate encryption revealed! For a modest price of course. The quality goes in before the name goes on. And if you’re stupid enough to send these yahoos anything and don’t have much luck afterwards, you must be reading it wrong.
Now explain to me why this mucus excreting slug is referred  to as the head of  conservative  ideologues. Better yet, explain why he gets away with pretending to have credibility. Secret bible money code my ass.


Posted by on March 12, 2014 in Uncategorized