“Christians are being persecuted. (sniff).”
“We are being denied 0ur freedom to discriminate. It says so right here in the Bibl…. I mean owners manual”.
“Oh, it’s not so bad. You can discriminate all you want! But if one of my cousins has a hissy tizzy, you won’t be able to use my Dad this time to get out of trouble. Remember what we talked about?? But not to worry, remember who’s by your side! But from now on, you need to be discriminating in your discrimination, OK?”
“OK. (sniff.) Can I go back to writing my science book now?”