In a fantasy, I would change places and beat the daylights out of each and every one of those listed below. Except the women of course. After all, I am not a heartless animal and besides, my wife and daughters wouldn’t let me. Not beat them to death mind you, but just enough to let them know who’s boss once and for all and to repent for their sins. After all, I am an empathetic humanist. It’s easy to be responsibility free of the consequences your words can create, whether it be typing on a key board or talking into a microphone. If nothing else, the President should be admired for holding his cool. It would really be great if he just thought “Fuck it. I’m going to drive this load of pineapples to Hawaii.” The first thing I would do would be to set up a FEMA camp, complete with formaldehyde contaminated trailers and put Glenn Beck into one and lock the door. Like the Wish Factory, I would make all his dreams come true. I would force Limbaugh to debate me while playing basketball with all of his ex-wives and their lawyers watching. I would ask Ben Carson if he actually knew anything about Nazi Germany and Hitlers opinion of Blacks. And, for a while I’d have his eyes wired open and force him to watch grainy black and white films of the Holocaust. I’d make Sean Hannity live with Ann Coulter in a one room NYC tenement. Real Time with Bill Maher would be all they could watch and Sean discovers Ann is really a liberal male from Hoboken NJ. There’s to many birthers, Muslim and Marxist nitwits to go after but I think they’d get the message.
Speaking of messages, here are some samples of theirs. Ben Carson comparing progressives to Nazis and insulting Jews as an unintended extra added bonus. Rush Limbaugh comparing the President to Joseph Stalin and using flags behind a podium as evidence. Then opining that he will declare himself King and ruler for life just to make sure everyone is suffering equally from the agony of health care. Oh, and that the President is impeachment proof because he’s black therefore he can get away with lawlessness of the most egregious order.
Glenn Beck calling him a dictator who has a deep seated hatred for white people. Claiming that bank regulations are undeniable evidence of socialism. Make Sarah Palin actually spend time with terrorists. Terrorists who force her to learn English. My god, can you imagine the horror of that? Take all the lunatic shut down the government impeachment happy congress people to an island and have at it. Lord of the Flies style. Have Rafael and Ted Cruz host a birthday party for Castro. Lastly, make Michelle Bachman repeat over and over and over again, “There is no god and Jesus is a myth the Jews made up like a 1 BC punking.